Reuben is Gig Matrix’s behind-the-scenester. He pushes the pixels, cascades the stylesheets and makes sure the domain name doesn’t expire. Sometimes he writes a little something.

Lately, Reuben has been enjoying Mass Effect and Burnout: Paradise. He just bought Rock Band, and will forever hold out a tiny grain of hope for some Isis or Godflesh DLC. Or maybe a track from Remission. Kyuss? Please?

He owns a Wii, but only turns it on to play a little Punch-Out!! on the Virtual Console. Someday he’ll get around to Super Mario Galaxy. Don’t wait up.

Reuben’s Netflix queue is full of stuff his peers saw like ten years ago. There are gaps in his cultural knowledge, see, and he’s hoping to fill them. He recently saw The Big Lebowski, and doesn’t understand what the big deal is. Wet Hot American Summer was funny, though. He enjoyed that one. That reminds him: Is The State out on DVD? Would Netflix have that? He hopes so. He will go check right now.

Fail. Hrm.