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Trailer Mix: Frozen

Maybe it’s because I grew up in Colorado and know that this scenario is completely impossible, but this looks chillingly horrible. Like, my face is frozen in shock at how awful it is. Its horribleness sends shivers down my spine. My brain is numb from … well, you get the point.

Brian on December 23, 2009

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The trailer makes it look like most of the movie is them sitting on a chairlift, being cold. That’s dumb.

Yeah, it’s trying to be Open Water in snow. And failing miserably.

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Scheize! From the director of two Bourne films comes a movie that looks like a Bourne, starring Jason Bourne. Green Zone will be watching you from a rooftop across the street come Friday.

Don’t mess with Texas: Nothing kicks more butt than Chuck Norris … except maybe eight seasons of Chuck Norris kicking butt in Walker, Texas Ranger. The complete series comes out on DVD Tuesday.
Ultimately, the choice that had to be made was either no Yakuza 3 in the west, or a version of the game that was almost exactly the same, but with a little less trivia.”
— Sega on its decision to cut hostess clubs and Japanese trivia games from the North American release of Yakuza 3, in stores Tuesday.
Bad influence: Hollywood, please stop making movies like this. You’re just giving Brian false hope.