I’ve just returned from the midnight opening of Gamestop at 84th and Broadway in Manhattan with my brand spankin’ new copy of Super Street Fighter 4 for Xbox 360. After waiting in a line of zero people for zero minutes (“Probably because of the rain,” Gamestop employee Henry told me), what can I tell you about this hot new game? Nothing, I haven’t even opened it yet.

But I can tell you that my preorder got me two collectible Super Thumb Fighters! Unfortunately, they are Dee Jay and Blanka, two of my least favorite characters ever. Guess I’ll have to make my own felt thumb covers of Ibuki and Cammy and sell them on Regretsy. Oh well, at least it wasn’t T-Hawk.