Miami Vice: The Jersey Shore gang brings their gym, tanning and laundry lifestyle to Miami. And also probably an incredibly potent strain of herpes. Season two kicks off Thursday at 10 p.m. on MTV.
Miami Vice: The Jersey Shore gang brings their gym, tanning and laundry lifestyle to Miami. And also probably an incredibly potent strain of herpes. Season two kicks off Thursday at 10 p.m. on MTV.
The High Five
- Den of Iniquity: Bioshock 2 gets its final DLC, a single-player mission where you step into the giant boots of a new Big Daddy and fight a rogue computer AI. Minerva’s Den hits PS3 and Xbox 360 on Wednesday.
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Which M?: Looks like everyone’s favorite female space bounty hunter gets a backstory and some pretty sweet looking fights in Metroid: Other M.
- “Their stories were just so bad. I mean, brutally, the worst. Not understanding what made the game a good game, or … an interesting thing for people to be a fan of.”
- — Valve guy Gabe Newell, on Hollywood’s attempts to get a Half-Life movie made
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Trailer Blazer: Machete, based on one of the faux trailers featured in 2007’s Grindhouse, stars Lindsay Lohan as a gun-toting nun. Robert Rodriquez’ Mex-ploitation flick hits theaters Friday.
- Labor Day love: Justin Long and Drew Barrymore meet cute in Going the Distance and try long-distance dating. We have a hunch wacky hijinks ensue, it’s hard, they break up but in the end those crazy kids find a way to make it work. We could be wrong, but probably not.
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