Well, not my hands, but Leona Lewis’ hands are all over Final Fantasy XIII, which is out Tuesday. Her hands are prettier anyway. “My Hands,” from Lewis’ latest album Echo, is the theme song to FFXIII, so you can be sure the long-awaited RPG will feature some sappy love story between some pointy-haired, zipper-bedecked, wide-eyed protagonists. And judging by watching her awkwardly play the game, you can bet Leona Lewis will never beat the game. But she could just run around the world all day!

Lewis isn’t the first pop starlet to pimp video games she has clearly never played, as Nintendo tapped Beyonce and Carrie Underwood to promote the DS. It’s just too bad they didn’t come up with theme songs for any of the games. If you like Rhythm Heaven then you shoulda put a ring on it. Am I right, ladies?