As if it weren’t already obvious, we dorks like to reinforce our dorkiness by sporting clothes that leave no doubt as to our dorky allegiances. I myself have PaRappa the Rapper, Street Fighter and Pac-Man T-shirts. I want the Fatal Fury hat, and I am coveting these Space Invader shoes somethin’ fierce.

Now, Dark Horse comics and Adidas are teaming up on a limited edition track jacket and pair of shoes, with proceeds going to the Comic Book Legal Defense Fund. The jacket features a montage of some of Dark Horse’s key characters, including Joss Whedon’s Melaka Fray front and center.

I loved Fray, but I think the jacket’s a bit much, even for me. And I really hope it doesn’t fray at the seams. Get it? Fray? Hahahahahahaha … Sob.