Dear Drop Dead Diva,

You could stand to lose about 5,000 lbs … in the form of all the gratuitous guest stars taking time away from your stellar cast. In just over a season, the plus-sized dramedy has been bursting at the seams with guests including Paula Abdul, Delta Burke, Elliot Gould, Ricki Lake, Sharon Lawrence, Chad Lowe, Liza Minnelli, Kathy Najimy, Rosie O’Donnell … even Tim Gunn, for chrissakes. We get it, Project Runway is on Lifetime now!

Drop the dead weight D-listers! Or at least get D-list queen Kathy Griffin to spar with series regular Margaret Cho.

Kisses,
Gig Matrix

P.S. You can bring back Gilmore Girls’ Emily Kuroda, but give her some funny! Her appearance was a total wasted opportunity.