Blockbuster is way family (and also that religion that John Travolta is), as evidenced by its new Wii-focused “Family Gaming Pack.” Spend $50 on games at participating stores and you get a bunch of junk about garbage for free!

If my mom went to the video store and brought home a dry erase board and some noisemakers and suggested the whole family play Carnival Games, we’d have some serious matricide on our hands. And for once, a video game would have actually incited violence.